Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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