How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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