Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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