Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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