there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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