Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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