had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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