ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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