I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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