stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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