You just made me feel so damn special
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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