PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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