Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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