Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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