Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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