JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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