I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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