I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
