Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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