How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
