Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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