She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
