Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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