so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is classic penis vs brain.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
