Its about making memories worth repressing
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
it's like heaven, but drunker
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
