When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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