I wish I only lived at night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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