I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Fuck now we have to have sex
In a bet, need to win
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Randomize
