32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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