Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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