hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
‪I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse. ‬
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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