Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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