i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
do herpes really smell.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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