I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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