Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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