He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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