the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
This is my life. Enjoy the view
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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