its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
nutella sex= disaster
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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