I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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