I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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