My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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