she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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