It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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