It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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