I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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