I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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