So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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