Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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