I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
