what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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