he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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