Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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