Heybabeimwearingurpanties
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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