Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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