let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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