I think I just saw someone hide a body.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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