plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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